Critic's Corner

[GB2691]

'We can still use P4YP for the Bound2Burst site!'
Good point.

As for the language thing - it helps us keep one step ahead of the feds. And any creditors.

Anyway, another attempt to keep a topic on track has gone for a Burton! Any video reviews, anyone...?

[Harty]

'Anyway, another attempt to keep a topic on track has gone for a Burton!

Good karma for “gone for a Burton” and isn’t it excellent to be part of a forum where the British outnumber the Yanks 3 to 1.
So going off topic again, although I never bothered with PornHub, I am a viewer of the almost as porny BoundHub.
Can anyone guess which is the second most viewed video on that site?
That’s right, it’s the imaginatively titled “Beauties in Bondage” and has been for a long time.
A case could be made that it’s a great advert for the site, but unfortunately there are way too many others.
Other producers try embracing the site with short 30 second preview clips that get badly downvoted.
Why? Because for every Adivie there’s a hundred scroungers who expect the entire thing for free and are never likely to part with a single farthing.

[GB2691]

'Anyway, another attempt to keep a topic on track has gone for a Burton!

Good karma for “gone for a Burton” and isn’t it excellent to be part of a forum where the British outnumber the Yanks 3 to 1.
So going off topic again, although I never bothered with PornHub, I am a viewer of the almost as porny BoundHub.
Can anyone guess which is the second most viewed video on that site?
That’s right, it’s the imaginatively titled “Beauties in Bondage” and has been for a long time.
A case could be made that it’s a great advert for the site, but unfortunately there are way too many others.
Other producers try embracing the site with short 30 second preview clips that get badly downvoted.
Why? Because for every Adivie there’s a hundred scroungers who expect the entire thing for free and are never likely to part with a single farthing.

Well, the three and one you refer to are of course only the most active members - I'm sure we'd like to hear from some others, British or others, even if they may struggle to understand us.

The work of Beauties-in-Bondage is its own best advert, as I'm sure the management know. I do think the detailed synopses and 60-second trailers knock most other sites into a cocked hat.

I guess if Dave is tolerant of an amount of piracy, then I should respect that, and I do.

Note: Farthing - obsolete unit of UK currency, a quarter of a penny, so one nine-hundred-and-sixtieth of a pound, worth the square-root of f***-all now, but you used to be able to feed a family of four for a month with a farthing, and still get change...

[adivie]

Let us take a break from our insightful discussion on PornHub, BoundHub, and pirating Dave's stash. My next movie I would like to discuss is called "Restrained & Exposed" starring Desiree Lopez.

As with almost all of Dave's BnB movies, it seems, poor Desiree was minding her own business when she is captured by the crafty villain and brought back to his lair. She is forced to lay down on a metal frame bed and is zip-tied in a spread-eagle position. Not satisfied with just binding her, Dave decides she needs to lose her clothing. However, she is zip-tied so she will need help getting undressed and Dave has just the plan for that idea. He produces a pair of scissors and cuts away her dress, her bra, and, finally, her panties, leaving poor Desiree totally naked. He, then, tapes her mouth shut so she does not get too noisy when he leaves her alone. She tries frantically to break free but the zip-ties do not give away.

I had never heard of Desiree Lopez and she only had a few movies in Dave's studios. I purchased this on a risk due to the low exposure but I was not disappointed. Although Desiree does not deliver like Jasmine, Rachel, or Cadence can when bound helplessly, she does give a good performance as the helpless damsel.

[davidnorth]

Desiree was okay but not inspired as an actress. She is fine with doing the standard responses seen in the industry, but nothing more than that. No bad-mouthing her, just explaining why another hire did not occur. Besides, she is on the other side of the country and bringing her here was very expensive, and it didn't really pay.

I try to avoid hiring anyone who has to be flown in now, not least because of the high risk of getting infected with something potentially deadly to me and mine.

[adivie]

I kinda picked up on that lack of inspiration in her acting. The movie was still good. It is just that we have Jasmine, Cadence, Rachel, and other to compare acting abilities so I do see how they get into their roles.

[adivie]

We pick up on another movie that inspired me to stay with Dave and Beauties-in-Bondage. This video, sadly, has another star model who will, probably, not ever grace the sets of Dave's studios.

Lily stars as a kidnapped secretary in "Forcibly Undressed". She is tied against a beam in a secluded building, seems to be still under construction. She also has a rope placed around her neck with the other end secured high in the rafters above her head. Her captor has been on the phone with her boss trying to extract a payment for her safe return and to prevent certain information from leaking out to the public. The weather must be chilly as her captor is dressed quite warmly with a heavy jacket, thick, pants, and boots. This does not prevent him from wanting to see what poor Lily has underneath her clothes. He wastes little time with ripping her shirt open, then cutting off her bra. This was only the starter as he works his way down her body, tearing and cutting her clothes off until she is left completely naked against the post. Her captor hears the phone ring and leaves to answer the call. Lily is left naked in the cold to struggle against her bonds to no avail.

What is interesting about this movie is at the end of the sequence, the scene shifts to the setup for the shoot where Lily is preparing for the shoot to begin. Dave and crew are joking around with Lily. This was a nice touch as one gets to see that Lily and the crew were having fun with this movie production. For those who like the Models Speak aspect, this is a nice addition. Maybe more movies could add this bonus as we could hear from the models as to what they liked or disliked about this particular movie they just helped create.

[GB2691]

I really like this one.

Blonde bombshell Niki is chloroformed and abducted from a deserted car park, and wakes to find herself hog-tied and cleave-gagged in her sexy office wear in the villain's lair. She struggles for a while, before her kidnapper returns, explaining that he needs her 'help' to break into her office. His plan won't be carried out just yet, though, so with time to kill, he knocks her out again and puts her in a different sexy outfit. Different bondage, similarly ineffective struggling and then it's chloro-time once more. The bad guy has another change of clothes for Niki, but unfortunately we won't see these until part two, which remains unreleased (and I suspect un-filmed) at the time of writing.

Niki is a gorgeous damsel who dresses beautifully for work, has a laissez-faire attitude to underwear, and writhes and squirms with the best of them when tied up. She's a knockout when knocked out, and you're bound to love her bound (and gagged). Some old geezer plays the villain in a nicely understated manner and colour-coordinates pleasingly with his captive.

There's nothing particularly ground-breaking here, but it's another great example of a 'two-reeler' classic from B-in-B, though with fewer laughs than a typical Laurel-and-Hardy. Available from the purchase store at a giveaway price, though I got it as part of a 'Niki collection', which may not be available any more.

[davidnorth]

I guess not everyone knows, but Niki is no longer with us. She died of cancer two years ago. She was a good actress and fun to work with, but she was notorious for not showing up for shoots. The last time she got in touch she was already seriously ill, and either on drugs or drunk. She didn't reveal what was going on with her, so it was quite a shock when a producer who knew her well announced that she was gone.

[GB2691]

Really sorry to hear that, Dave - I didn't know.
Apologies if anyone is upset by my post...